Stuff for Dads

CES 2006: Tamper-proof wall outlets.

Koncept_plugsA lot of stuff new parents buy to make their home "child safe" ends up wasted. I've never used a lock on a toilette seat or a cushion on the side of a table and things have gone pretty smoothly in my house so far. One of the things it turns out that actually is useful are wall outlet covers. As much as you might try to convince yourself that your kid would never do something so dumb (and banal) as to play with an electrical outlet, it's pretty much a guarantee that he or she will find the one outlet in the room that isn't covered and try to put something into it.

Koncept Technologies has come up with something to eliminate the need for covers, while keeping everyone safe. Their "Tamper Resistant Child Safe Wall Outlets" (not exactly the catchiest name) block anything from getting in except a plug. One of the product guys showed me that if you even stick a screwdriver in one of the sides you can't get past the safety mechanism (the "Koncept Smart Shutter"), but a plug gets by without a problem. I guess if your kid has two flat-head screwdrivers you're in trouble, but then again, if your kid is wielding two screwdrivers around the house you were already in trouble to begin with.

CES 2006: B.O.B. Media Time Management

Bob_timerI'm a big fan of simple but good ideas, and "B.O.B." (I'm still not sure what the acronym means) from Hopscotch Technology is a pretty good one. Simply put, it's a lock box for a power plug. You plug whatever media device you want to restrict your child's use of (like a television or video game machine) and set a specific amount of time you want to allow your child to use the device. The kid logs into the box with their specific number, and the power to their TV turns on. You can also allow or disallow blocks of time too.

It's not just that I'm incredible thankful that such a device didn't exist when I was a kid (although I am), and it's not because I'm a parent now that I can imagine using such a device someday. It's my experience playing Halo 2 on XBOX Live that makes me wish more parents had this. If some of those kid's who I'm constantly losing to spent as much time on their homework as they do playing Halo, we'd be raising a generation of freaking super-geniuses.

When the hell did I turn into such a crotchety old man?

B.O.B. from Hopscotch Technology

CES 2006: Scooba

ScoobaThere is nothing that screams "your floors are filthy and you are a bad parent you slob" than a crawling baby with dirt all over their pant legs. I thought we kept a reasonably clean home, but once Madame started crawling I realized that maybe everything wasn't as clean as it should be.

I've never been a big fan of the "Roomba" robotic vacuum cleaner, but this new product from iRobot is right up my alley. The Scooba is basically the Roomba, but it washes your floors instead. First it cleans up debris (including Cheerios the demo person said), then it scrubs, washes and rinses the floors. I guess the idea is you turn the thing on, go to the grocery store, and when you come home the floors are clean.

At $400 I'm not exactly running out to the store to buy one, but I'm definitely thinking about it.

MDD at CES 2006

Sorry for the lack of activity last week, but I was attending (for the third year in a row actually) the Consumer Electronics Showcase here in Las Vegas. This year - and maybe it was because I was getting used to it - was the most underwhelming of them all so far. I've got some things related to kids and parenting that I'll share in the next week, but here are some quick thoughts about it all off of the top of my head.

  • Blu-Ray vs. HDDVD. The big thing this year (if you can call it that) was the battle between who will win the next home video player format wars. After hearing the long (and again, underwhelming) Microsoft spiel in Wednesday night you'd think it was all about HDDVD. But after walking the floor, it seems more people are behind the Blu-Ray. Whatever. Just tell me which one wins when it finally gets sorted out, because there's no way in hell I'm going to buy two separate $500 players.
  • More kid's stuff than ever before. Maybe I was just looking for it, but this year there was a lot more products marketed towards children. Some good, some bad, and apparently I didn't even see all of them.
  • The Canadian dudes who run the Harmony Remote division of Logitech rule. My universal remote - the one I love so much - the one that I've recommended to countless friends decided to die the night before the convention started. I brought it to their booth and after getting some expert technical advice (including a phone call back to the home office), the guy said he'd replace it for me. I cannot recommend these remote controls enough.
  • Electronics convention attendees + Porn convention attendees = An interesting lobby. This year CES had one of it's convention spaces in the Sands convention center, right next to the Adult Entertainment Expo. And in the lobby some had pocket protectors while others had ginormous breasts. But hey, it's all business.

Wish list 2005

I got an email a week or so ago from AJ over at Thingamababy asking me (along with the other bloggers in his blog roll) to post a wish list of things they want for their kids this year (here's AJ's list). We don't really have a list for Madame, we're just letting our family decide what they'd like to give her. Except long sleeve shirts. She needs some long sleeve shirts.

Instead I've decided to post my personal wish list of things I'd like to have this year. Emphasis is most definitely on "wish."

  1. I'd like Costco to stop "improving" every baby product I buy from them on a regular basis. First they decided to stop carrying Pampers Cruisers and replace them with their own, crappy (sorry) "Kirkland" brand of diaper. Then they went and "improved" the baby wipes so now they stick to each other so much that every time I go to get one I get five. Goddamn Costco.
  2. I'd like to see some more attractive women on the TV shows Madame and I watch. Laurie Berkner always sings a happy song to dance to on Jack's Big Music Show, but why can't Heidi Klum stop by the clubhouse once in a while?
  3. I'd like everyone who reads this to send a package to a soldier serving overseas. You don't need to know anyone, just go to AnySoldier.com, click the "Where To Send" link and pick one of the hundreds who seem to post requests every day. Don't mix personal hygiene items with food, and don't forget to include a letter. It's really the least any of us can do.
  4. I'd like a gnome to pick up after the trail of destruction my daughter leaves behind. I don't need a maid, just a magical little guy to quietly put back the stacks of magazines, drawers full of Tupperware, and boxes of salt from the pantry that she leaves in her wake.
  5. And I'd like a new dining room table and six Eames DCW.

Holiday gifts. Everyone. Ornament greeting card.

OrnamentcardSo you just had a baby this past year and you sent out the birth announcements, but your kid is much older now and you want to send a picture with this year's holiday card. You also want to send a small gift to some of your friends and family that's fun and unique without breaking the bank.  If you'd like to kill two birds with one stone, check out this holiday ornament card from 2Peas1Pod. My favorite baby announcement company will custom design a holiday card for you with a picture that can be punched out and converted into a tree ornament. They'll also do regular holiday card if you want, but this might be something a little more special than a fruit cake for the aunts and uncles.

Check out all the holiday card options at 2Peas1Pod.com.
Also on MDD - Birth Announcing.

Good deal on games.

Princess_monopolyNormally I don't shill for Amazon so blatantly, but this is a pretty good deal. Right now they've got a two for one sale on all Hasbro, Milton Bradley or Parker Brothers games, with free shipping. It might be a good time to stock up on the classics you remember playing when you were a kid like Sorry! Or get your kid a new-school classic like Disney Princess Monopoly Jr., where you:

"Choose your favorite princess and dash around the gameboard to buy homes for as many Disney friends as you can! Then when other players land on your spaces, they must pay you to visit."

Princesses, capitalism and paying for friends. So many mixed messages in one game!


Check out the 2 for 1 sale on games at Amazon.com
  Offer expires 10-15-05.

NOTE: I just tried this and it's pretty confusing. What you have to do is go to purchase the more expensive item, then click the "second one for free" link in the "Special Offer" paragraph on that page. Then get the coupon code for the cheaper item on that page and follow the step by step instructions

If that doesn't work (it didn't for me), then make sure you get the coupon code for the cheaper of the two items, put both items in your cart and use the coupon code when you check out. It should work then.

Pumpkin routing.

Pumpkin_dremelSo, have you finished making your Bugaboo cup holder with your brand new rotary tool and are looking for new things to do? Have you thought about vegetable applications? Apparently Dremel has, because they're selling a pumpkin carving kit, complete with a orange and black tool and carving patterns. According to their web site, it will make carving pumpkins "as easy as tracing a drawing."

It's my favorite - the totally cool but at the same time really useless product. I guess it all depends if it's worth $30 to be the most badass pumpkin carver on your block.

Dremel Pumpkin Carving Kit. $29.99 at Amazon.com  [via Digg.com]

The Trio Bike.

TriobikeNow that it's finally cooling off in the desert southwest, I've been thinking about getting something to attach to the bike so Madame and I can go riding together. And like it was fate, last week I was tipped to a new bike/child carrier combo called the Trio Bike.

The Trio Bike is a bike/bike with child carrier/stroller combination. The child carrier (which holds two kids apparently) attaches to the front of the bike, but it can also be removed and pushed around like a stroller. I'm guessing it would be best for people who live in a city without a car. Actually, only a city that was used to people on bikes - which I suppose would make it best for people who live in small, ancient European cities. Or China. I like the idea, but the stroller adaptation seems way too big to use practically (from this picture it looks like you could barely fit it in a grocery store aisle). This definitely isn't the bicycle child carrier for me, but I'm always happy to pass along a good idea to my faithful readers from Beijing.

The Trio Bike [Transport Trends.com]

Also on MDD - The WeeRide Bicycle Seat.

Rear view monitor in the mirror.

RearviewmirrorI recently flipped Madame's car seat from rear-facing to front-facing, and one of the benefits (besides the fact that her feet aren't cramped up against the back seat) is that I can see her in the rear view mirror. Sort of. Actually I have to move the mirror to see her, and then move it back to see the cars behind me, which isn't very safe.

Yesterday a MDD reader pointed me to a post he wrote on TransportTrends.com about a new high-tech rear view mirror. It's got a little 4 inch LCD monitor so you can see not only what's in the mirror, but also whatever you've got a camera in your car pointed at. I think the original idea was to use the camera for blind spots (particularly directly behind/under your vehicle), but TransportTrends suggests pointing the camera at the kids behind you. It's an interesting idea, though at almost $500 for the mirror/monitor alone, you better be putting it in your brand new Hummer. I think I'm going to try the little attachment mirror we got a year ago at the baby shower first.

Clip on rear view mirror with LCD color monitor. [TransportTrends.com]

Expensive stroller saves baby, "spendthrift" dads vindicated.

MountainbuggyEven though Greg over at Daddytypes has this story covered and then some, any morning when I wake up and find that a $600 stroller saved the life of a baby I've got to write about it.

If you haven't heard, a nanny working in the upper west side of Manhattan was with her charge yesterday when a building collapsed on both of them. Apparently the $600 Mountain Buggy Urban Double bent around the child, protecting it from the rubble and saving the baby's life. Who knows if in the same set of circumstances the stroller would ever do this again, but thankfully it did. The question posed to me by a friend from NY this morning was would my Bugaboo do this, and although I doubt it, one thing I do know is that a cheap $20 umbrella stroller wouldn't have done squat. This is one to file away in the you-get-what-you-pay-for file. And if any new or impending dads out there are trying to justify an expensive stroller purchase to their wives, I've linked to the Newsday article below.

Also, as far as I can tell Mountain Buggy is a company from New Zealand and isn't publicly traded. Which is too bad because I think they're going to have a good quarter.

Posh stroller may have saved baby's life [Newsday.com Archives]  Thanks for the heads up Dan.

Shop for strollers and other products from Bugaboo at Amazon.com

The jogging stroller.

Reebok_strollerFor Mother's Day I got the modern day mom a jogging stroller. We had been talking about one for a while, so I figured it would be a cool thing to get her for her first mother's day - especially since it was baby-related.

I did the research and ended up getting The Reebok Velocity, and so far we're really happy with it. The brakes, wheels and other functioning parts work great, and it's got plenty of pockets for baby stuff, cellphones and water bottles. My wife went for a run with the baby the other day, and she said everything went well, though she did get blisters on her hands from holding the rubber grip (I think biking gloves are in her near future).

Reebok does make a more heavy duty jogging stroller for cross-country running I guess, but on pavement and even dirt paths this stroller works well.

Reebok Velocity. $179.99 from Amazon.com.

Hey! Nice looking can of...

VippLike a lot of dads apparently, the Diaper Genie is starting to annoy me. It works OK, but it seems like I'm always waiting for that one out of ten times where the bag won't twist properly and then I've got this big sac of dirty diapers that won't twist off. Some people recommend the Diaper Champ, but what about the modern parent with way too much money to throw down the... well, you get the idea.

For them I present Vipp wastebaskets. Electroplated, corrosion resistant, stainless steel wastebaskets made from a family-owned Danish company? Did I just say Danish? Why in the hell am I using this ridiculous Diaper Genie??? Oh yeah, because they cost $178. If I came home with a $178 diaper pail, I'd have to kick my own ass and save my wife the trouble.

$178 at Garnet Hill (link via Urban Baby Daily)

A new Bugaboo cup holder?

About a month ago I modified a cup holder to fit onto my Bugaboo frog. Although it's far from perfect, it's working out OK for me. I'm not sure what I started but it seems someone else has come up with a new solution. A Daddy Types reader has managed to make the Fold Up Stroller Drink Holder from Safety 1st work with the Bugaboo handle. There aren't any instructions for attaching it (maybe it just works with the Bugaboo like every other stroller), but there is a picture.

It looks a bit studier than my solution (which would definitely be an upgrade) but it doesn't look like you can take it off very easily; nor is the drink level.  In the picture he also has one of the bag clips turned inward, so maybe he tried my way and wasn't satisfied. I'll have to get my hands on one of these cup holders and try it out for myself.

MacGyver A Bugaboo Cup Holder, Round 2  [Daddy Types]

Shop for Bugaboo strollers at Baby Unverse.com

Change the baby on the road.

Carseat_changingtableMDD reader Creaza tipped me to this interesting patent pending - the "Bucket seat fold out diaper changing table." According to this post on transportTrends.com, it was invented by the guy who created one of the first tilt steering columns, and he plans to build them into Chrysler minivans. Sounds like another bulky, cumbersome child care product no one really needs - in other words, the mother's milk of this blog.

The best part is the abstract, the majority of which is excerpted below.

... The table includes a surface member that provides a surface area, a first open end and a second open end. A first panel and a second panel are arranged within the surface member. The first panel slides out of the first open end of the surface member and retracts back into the surface member via the first open end. The second panel slides out of the second open end of the surface member and retracts back into the surface member via the second open end. The first panel and the second panel are used to provide additional surface area for facilitating the changing of an infant or other activity requiring table surface area.

Insert your own "surface member" joke here.

Bucket seat fold out diaper changing table. [US Patent and Trademark Office]

CES hodge podge.

StrollersnotpermittedSorry. I’m too tired to write up a great post about my time at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). Suffice to say I walked more than I have in a long time looking for cool products to share, but I really wasn’t able to come up with much. I plan to write about a few tomorrow, but for now here are some quick post-trade-show-floor thoughts.

  • Like a guy from Olympus (seriously) told me while in line for lunch at the snack bar, if you’re not selling a cell phone, camera or an MP3 player then you need to reevaluate (Olympus is coming out with an MP3 player – the m:robe which looks just as boring as all the other iPod “killers”). Case in point: Oregon Scientific (the people are really known for telling you what the temperature is outside) are now making a Barbie digital camera. Huh?
  • Last year it was all about high definition TV, and this year it's the norm. Staring at plasma TVs pumping HDTV signals all day makes my 32 inch RCA at home look kind of sad. But a lot more affordable, that's for sure.
  • There were celebrities at CES. I saw came close to many but didn’t speak to any of them. I saw Ted Nugent (the Nuge), Conan O’Brien, Steven Tyler, and Tom Arnold. I was right next to Conan while checking out a pimped out Cooper Mini but didn’t talk to him, which I regretted later. He is going to be the host of the Tonight Show eventually – which is Smithsonian famous and pretty cool – but I feel weird in these situations and I usually just pretend the celebrity I’m standing next to is just some normal seven foot tall red head that I see on TV all the time.
  • Tivo is in serious trouble. But the new DVR DirecTV will be coming out with later this year actually looks pretty cool.
  • BabyhitachiThe place couldn’t have been more devoid of children. Hundreds of thousands of attendees and not a single kid. Then at one point I’m walking past a booth and I see a crib, pram and changing table (see picture). Sweet! Someone pimped out a crib with built-in DVD and a booming sub-woofer? No. It’s just a marketing gimmick. (Hitachi disk drives are small like a baby. Duh.)
  • Every single electronics company you can possibly think of makes an MP3 player. And all of them aren't as good as the iPod. No matter how much Creative wants you to disagree.
  • Don’t even THINK about bringing your stroller or the CES police will beat you down. I have no idea why.

Convergence! Modern day dad at CES.

I’m spending this weekend attending the Consumer Electronics Showcase convention here in Las Vegas. This year I’m going under the auspices of trying to find new products that dads would be into, but really I go to look at the cool TVs. At 1.5 million square feet of space, the convention showrooms are really unbelievably large - think of the biggest car or boat show you were ever dragged to times twenty. And every square foot is full of the latest (and not-so-latest) gadgets, televisions, cameras, and pretty much anything with a computer chip in it. For some it might be hell, but for this gadget freak it’s a lot of fun.

So far I’ve spent a day looking around, and it seems the big buzzword this year is “convergence.” Getting your TV to talk to your refrigerator to talk to your front door to talk to your MP3 player to talk to your digital camera is what apparently everyone is looking for, but no one has. Bill Gates spent a good amount of time talking about how Microsoft is going to get all of this accomplished in his keynote address on Wednesday, and I saw two separate presentations from Panasonic and LG today about how the home of the future is going to be all interconnected, but quite frankly it’s all kind of underwhelming. So I’m going to be able to program my Tivo remotely on the internet? Cool, but I should have been able to do that two years ago. And I can get a refrigerator from LG that will tell me when I’m out of milk and when someone is at the door? Um, I’m actually getting that done quite well on my own, without a computer embedded in the freezer door believe it or not.

After the first day I haven’t really found any great products for kids or anything that’s made me say, “Ah ha! Now that’s going to make a dad’s life easier!” but I’m still looking. Next week I’ll give my full report. In the mean time if there is anything specific you’d like me to check out, <!-- document.write('email me'); // --> and I’ll see what I can do.

Find better blog coverage of CES on Engadget and Gizmodo.

Bugaboo cup holder. Round one results.

So I’ve been living with the cup holder I fixed onto my Bugaboo Frog, and I’m happy to report it works pretty well. I road tested it at the mall, in the airport and on the street where it held my drink (usually a bottle) within arms-reach and without spilling. I was also able to get it on and off of the stroller pretty quickly and stow it away in the bag underneath - even during the pressure cooker of airport security. The cup holder itself doesn’t feel that sturdy, but this is a function of the crappy Prince Lionheart cup holder and not the way I attached it to the stroller.

I did come across one issue though. Usually when I’m out with the stroller for a while I’ll hang the diaper bag over the handlebar of the stroller (using the Bugaboo bag clips). The problem is the drink in the cup holder gets in the way of the strap. This might not happen to your diaper bag (the strap on mine is rather wide) but it’s something to look out for.

In the end I guess I'd give it a B minus. It would be better with a cup holder that was more sturdy, a little better looking, and didn't interfere with the diaper bag. I’m still going to look for other attachable cup holder type devices to see if I can come up with something better, but for now this is working.

Previous: Bugaboo cup holder. Round one.

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Bugaboo cup holder. Round one.

CupholderAs far as I’m concerned, when it comes to baby gear the one thing I hold above all else is my Bugaboo Frog stroller. It’s the best – even the alterna-kid at the car wash told me the other day that my stroller was “tight.” You’re damn right it’s tight. It’s the best stroller out there. My one complaint, and the complaint of other Bugaboo loving dads, is that it has no cup holder. Well, I’ve decided to try to figure something out for myself, and maybe for everyone else.

When thinking about the problem of how to add one, I decided it had to meet these requirements:

  1. It needed to hold a drink, either a can or a soda/water bottle comfortably and safely.
  2. It needed to be within arms reach while using the stroller.
  3. It needed to be flexible enough so that you could take it off and store it without a lot of hassle.

The picture above is my first try at a solution. It came out fairly good, though I haven’t road tested it yet. Here’s how to do it on your own:

  • Buy an extra set of Bugaboo Frog bag clips. Attach one bag clip to the left-hand side of foam top of the handle, so that it is facing inside the stroller, not outside. If you already have a set of bag clips attached to the stroller, slide the one facing outward up a bit to fit the new one facing inside below it.
  • Buy a Prince Lionheart Click ‘n Go Insulated Cup Holder. I got mine at Babies R Us.
  • Open up the cup holder and take the bracket off of the holder. Pull apart the bracket.
  • This is the tricky part. Take the outside half of the bracket (the part that doesn’t attach to the cup holder) and file down the inside curve of the bracket. At the low point of the curve the bracket is about 10mm thick. File it down (or use a Dremel or anything else you might have handy) to about 5mm. It’s kind of a pain to file a concave surface (without a round file), but keep at it. Eventually it will be thin enough to snap onto the bag clip – keep trying until it fits on the inside bag clip securely, but make sure you don’t file it down too much so that it’s loose.
  • Put the bracket back together using the screws nuts provided. Screw the bracket together completely until you absolutely cannot tighten the screws anymore. The two pieces of the bracket should not be loose.
  • Reattach the cup holder to the bracket using the octagonal attachment side. Attach the bracket at a 45 degree angle (so the bracket is at 10 and 4 o’clock in relation to the cup holder).
  • Snap the cup holder to the inside bag clip and grab a beverage to go.

So there it is. Feedback is encouraged. I’ll let you know later how it works in real life.

Shop for strollers and other products (NOTE: now including Bugaboo-made cup holders. -mdd) from Bugaboo at Amazon.com